2 posts tagged “domestic sluttery”
See you there... I'll be the one lurching around in some ridiculous shoes and a vintage frock, cockail-tipsy and sugar-frazzled from eating too much icing. If you play your cards right I might share some cake with you. But only if you behave.
March, you sneaky devil. How the heck did you get in here? You’ve shown up far too early. Haven’t you any social etiquette? It’s bad manners to fluster me like this. Please wait outside, I’ll tell you when I’m ready. Then you can come in and make yourself at home. But not a moment before.
As you might have guessed from the brevity and frequency of my latest updates, I feel like my toes haven’t touched the ground since the start of 2009.
But, it’s not like all this labouring has been in vain. Oh, no. Because today Sian’s latest lovechild, Domestic Sluttery, went live. I’ve been helping with this, and I have to admit that it’s looking good enough to eat. Even if I do say so myself. It’s a home and lifestyle blog for women with better things to do than cooking/cleaning/fussing, but that still have something of a fetish for fancy design, furniture, cocktails and homewares. And since it’s far more aesthetically delicious than any of my ramblings, maybe you’d be better off over there. At least until I get a minute or two to order my thoughts and update properly here. But that isn’t likely until at least April, so you’ve got plenty of time. And I’ll be here whenever you get back. Trying to flap and shoo March out of the door, and rewinding my calendar back to the start of the year.
(Image via HallieElizabeth)
